Monday, August 14, 2006

URGENT WARNING: YOU WILL DIE AND AMERICA WILL SLIDE INTO SOCIETAL CHAOS...WITHIN THE WEEK!!!

EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!!!!!!! Stock up on non-perishables!!!! This is IT!!!! I think it's probably because of GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh...what was that?....no risk to humans?

Ok, well just wanted to scare the bejesus out of everyone so they'd listen to me....that way I'm a hero if I'm right....and everone will forget in a couple days if I'm wrong....plus I can just claim moral superiority...I was just trying to help everyone out by the way. All that Bird Flu Pandemic business got $$ rolling into my scientific lab like nobody's business...who cares if we were wrong!? We were just looking out for the public good...and we'll still need that check Uncle Sammy...you know, there's always next bird flu season to worry about.

Related:

What about that Katrina-style storm headed for NY? How many scientists ("experts") benefitted monetarily from predicting that there would be 8 million hurricanes this year? Why does anyone listen to these people anymore?

I know it's better to be safe than sorry...but it's really obvious that many scientists are more than willing to make extremely dire predictions about future catastrophes that end up never hanppening...and they get more $$ the worse the predicted catastrophe...where's the accountability?

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